So What

It's hump day, you guys. And you know how much I love hump day!

I haven't done a So What Wednesday post in a long while, so that's what you get today. I'm full of sass today, so this is perfect.

 

So what if I drink my coffee through the stirrer straw. It's so much easier, I think.

So what if I use self-depracating humor on Twitter. It's funny, right? Don't you all think it's funny when people make fun of themselves? It's nicer than making fun of other people!

So what if I'm a tad bit rude to other people on Twitter. It's a sounding board, people! I'm not the only one!

So what if I tell my friends I'm going to cunt punt them when they say something smart-assy to me. You can think that sorority chick for that line. It's a classic.

So what if I call everyone a heifer. It's not meant to be bad. It's like saying, "Hey, girl!" Except I use heifer. Don't be offended.

So what if that's all I've got today. It's hump day and I've got some humpin to do. Wait....Uhh, no.



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By the way, do not google hump day images. Just save yourself the embarrassment.

Ta ta for now, kids!

Buzzfeed

How come I am only now finding out about this Buzzfeed site? I feel like I've been missing out on a gold mine, y'all.

Hilarious.

It's hilarious!

And I've decided to share some of my favorite articles from there today. Ready?

This article on T. Swift makes me like her a little more. Don't you judge me!

Remember when I listed Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead last week on my favorite 90s movies? Well guess what was on Buzzfeed this morning? An article titled "Where are they now?" That's right. It's about the cast from that movie.

I'm sure you've heard about how the CEO or whatever of Abercrombie and Fitch said that they don't want the fat, uncool kids to wear their clothes. Well this girl, Jes, made a reply.

And then Buzzfeed reminded me why and how Facebook ruins my life.

And that I'm not a Cinderella.

 

Got any fun Buzzfeed articles to share? Leave me a link!

Edit: Betsy from Musings of a Museum Fanatic sent me two links that absolutely cracked me up. I'm sure you'll love them too!

People who should not be allowed to use the internet.

People whose lives went downhill fast.

Are You Following Me?

I feel like I have about a hundred social media apps, and I really hope you are following me on each and every one of them. If not, ya better click on the links below and hit that follow button. Capiche?

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Is that all of them? What am I missing?

So what are you waiting for? Add me!

Friday Five- 90s Movies

My girl, Aly from Analyze This, just posted a photo from one of my favorite 90's movies, Now and Then.

 

Y'all, I seriously watched this movie non-stop the summer it came out. I know I'm not alone when I say I just wanted a tree house full of friends, fake boobs made out of pudding-filled balloons, and to hold a seance in a cemetery. You know you did it too. Right?

Anywho, Aly posting this picture made me think about the other movies from my childhood that I watched on regular rotation. And there are some good ones. Ready?

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Is Dead

 

Were you not dying to be Christina Applegate's character? She had a big-girl job and got to wear all of those fancy clothes!

Clueless

 

"As if!" "I like totally paused!" These phrases were constantly coming out of my mouth. Pretty sure I annoyed everyone around me. And Cher's closet?!?! I'd kill for it now!

Urban Legend

 

I'm still not comfortable flashing my headlights at people. And pop rocks with soda? Best thing ever. Still.

Pretty Woman

 

I can't believe my mom let me watch a movie about a prostitute. But it had a happy ending, so it's basically a fairy tale, right? I mean, Kit even calls Viv "Cinder-effing-rella."

Terminator 2

 

This, I admit, is a little strange. I had a habit of renting movies at the local Cinema-to-go that were much scarier and edgier than any 9 year old should be watching. My aunt would pick my sister and I up on Fridays, get us a movie or two and some food, and we were good to go. This always came home with me.

What movies did you watch constantly? I feel like I need a 90s movie night now. Who's in?

Movie posters were found on wikimedia.org.